bts stans in a nutshell

jimin stans: softest mochies who probably own more than 3 fluffy blankets all in pastel colors, still sleep with teddy bears. Owned a flower crown sometime in their life. The possibility that they ship Jimin with everyone in BTS is about 99.99%. Sacrifices to Satan at 3am everyday, when it’s black hair era. 

hoseok stans: passive agressive, bipolar, probably an active member in a no violence group on facebook. Actually really kind, but will punch you if you say something bad about Hobi. Also they cry every day because of the No More Dream dance break Hoseok Focus Fancam.

yoongi stans: wear black every day in the week to show that they are done with life, but still hang on because Yoongi, the genius. LGBTQ+ activist. Softest people you have ever met. Also hate loud noises, but love to be loud. They listen to Give It To Me while walking to school to feel cool. 

namjoon stans: actual intellectuals. They will most likely start a conversation with you about the meaning of life out of nowhere. Chill AF. They try act cool, but it turns out awkward every time. Close friends with yoongi stans, go together on protests for lgbt rights. They are convinced that Namjoon invented philosophy. 

taehyung stans: order fake GUCCI things on aliexpress. THIRSTY. They make aesthetics on tumblr. Also will have a conversation about the meaning of life if you initiate it. Fasion Terrorist ®. Their birthday wish is always to give Taehyung a part in the next Chyper. 

jungkook stans: memes Co. Probably owned Timberland boots once in their lives. NOISE&THIRST™ Co. The kind of person who owns every possible social media account. They will stare at you for hours if you call JK oppa. There is a high possibility that they own a taekook/jikook account. Watch G.C.F Tokyo every day before going to sleep. 

jin stans: pastel fairies, manifestation of world peace. The kind of person who would laugh at everything. MOM™, but doesn’t know how to adult. Own at least one crown that they bought from the dollar store for $1.99. They cry in the shower every night listening to Awake. 

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