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EXO’s escape advices

When in danger, here are some methods to escape:

•  Dance
  
•  Give flower
  
•  Stare
  
•  Drink water 
  

EXO as shit i usually say

Kyungsoo: #rip
Baekhyun: oh my god why
Chanyeol: if it aches, scratch it, because they say if it hurts you, hurt back, but you cant hurt back so just scratch it.
Kai: mom where my dog at I need to pet him
Sehun: *random person tells me im beautiful* *flips hair* ikr.
Suho: mom give me money pl s
Lay: mom said im shouldn't drink alcoh- is that Bacardi?
Chen: look at tHIS liSTEN TO THIS checCK THIS OUT ITS GOLD U WONT REGRET I SWEAR
Xiumin: *every morning* hi there coffee whats up
Kris: nah.
Luhan: make up is so on point today oh my god look at this *snaps everyone*
Tao: oh that's pretty I want it..*opens webshop* $30 for a lipsTICK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINGY ME

sehunslubedcock:

Hi guys! 

So, i want to sell both EXO albums that i own. 
I got them as gifts, so they actually just stand on my shelf since I got them, the CDs were never played, and they look like new. I only touched them to take pictures. 

In the price, photocards are not included, but here is how you can get them for €3 extra.

EXODUS PHOTOCARD: BAEKHYUN (WHITE VERSION) 
LOVE ME RIGHT PHOTOCARD: LAY (WHITE VERSION) 

Instructions: 
1. Follow my blog: http://pornhun.co.vu/ 
(will check) 

If you already follow me, then you are lucky. 

PM me for more info or details! ^^

Hi guys! 

So, i want to sell both EXO albums that i own. 
I got them as gifts, so they actually just stand on my shelf since I got them, the CDs were never played, and they look like new. I only touched them to take pictures. 

In the price, photocards are not included, but here is how you can get them for €3 extra.

EXODUS PHOTOCARD: BAEKHYUN (WHITE VERSION) 
LOVE ME RIGHT PHOTOCARD: LAY (WHITE VERSION) 

Instructions: 
1. Follow my blog: http://pornhun.co.vu/ 
(will check) 

If you already follow me, then you are lucky. 

PM me for more info or details! ^^

pls god let me not have any EXO in the US updates on my dash because I may just kill someone while my european ass is sulking OK ty bye

kris and luhan looking at exo’s new teaser photo like: 

<p> <b>friend:</b> u ok?<p/><b>what I say:</b> im fine<p/><b>what I mean:</b> EXO is having a comeback in less than a week and they just decided to drop this information like today and I'm still not over exodus how do they expext me to get ready promise is probably included in the 4 new songs and they have this fucking goddamn american football concept and you know what american football concept means yes exactly it means asses bootys sexy and gorGEOUS BUTTS YES GODDAMN I'M NOT FUCKING READY<p/></p>

• can we just speak about this how D.O is the only one 
  

Got these delivered today~ the poster is fucking huge, Baek’s photocard is adorable af, and my mom believes that Xiumin got freckles, and I can’t change her mind, help me.

purpleuhan-deactivated20190116:

sexy minseok + sehun wanted something else

kim minseok: a threat to mankind